If All Else Fails, Use Bribery

Preston needed a bath, and therefore was getting into the bathtub. As he sits down, he says, "Mom, if you wash me then I'll get a treat for me and for you."

Mom: "You can wash yourself now, Preston. You're a big boy."

Preston: "But don't you want a treat, Mom? If YOU wash me, I'll get us both a treat. Do you want a candy?"

Oh, the things he will come up with!